Either these press photos suck or the new 8-Series doesn't look that good

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06/15/2018 at 18:10 • Filed to: None

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What is going on with the proportions and why is the rear end so busy?

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Like really?


DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! fintail > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:09

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Sycophant designers impressed by Toyolex “design”.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > fintail
06/15/2018 at 18:13

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And yet the competitive Toyolex is a much cleaner design.


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:13

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The concept is simpler and way better

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Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/15/2018 at 18:14

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Agreed, especially regarding the front end


Kinja'd!!! lone_liberal > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:14

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Haven’t you heard? Everything must be wildly overstyled now. Every inch has to be covered with a crease or a vent or some kind of something .


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > lone_liberal
06/15/2018 at 18:16

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You know it’s too busy when the equivalent Lexus has a cleaner design.

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Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:19

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Those press photos do suck.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
06/15/2018 at 18:22

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The leaked photo taken from a realistic angle doesn’t make it look any better tbh.


Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:22

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Why not both?


Kinja'd!!! DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish! > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:28

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It looks much better in white.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:28

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I like it, although I like the concept better.


Kinja'd!!! fintail > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:29

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Smoother hot mess, rear included.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > DaftRyosuke - So Long and Thanks for All the Fish!
06/15/2018 at 18:36

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It’s not really the color, it’s the overexposure and low resolution helping hide the fussiness of the design.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 18:53

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I feel the same way about the JL Wrangler, we’re not used to photos of cars making them look blander than they really are, so to avoid internet trolls complaining, they have to overcorrect.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Spanfeller is a twat
06/15/2018 at 19:01

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I thought the JL looked great, even in press photos. This just looks messy.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:03

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It looks overdesigned in person.

I think the issue with the 8 series is the huge grille. Otheriwise I like the proportions


Kinja'd!!! RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:05

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You’re aware that most BMWs made in the last 20ish years look like hot garbage?

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Kinja'd!!! average user > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:08

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Maybe I have been Stockholm syndromed by BMW because of the E90 but I actually like this. I like the new take on the kidney although I agree that a 3D mesh would look better than the slats.


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:26

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It looks like a Mustang with an i8 front end and big grille.


Kinja'd!!! Discerning > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:30

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I kinda like it.

More for me!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
06/15/2018 at 19:40

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Sweet LC bro


Kinja'd!!! Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 19:40

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My issue is just how boring it is.

I get that it’s not some exotic hyper car but something a little more risky would have been way more interesting.


Kinja'd!!! dannyzabolotny > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 20:29

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Nope, you just have working eyes and realize that the 8 series looks like shit. And I say this as somebody that has an all-BMW fleet.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
06/15/2018 at 21:04

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It looks as awkward as a 40 year old with braces.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Spanfeller is a twat
06/15/2018 at 23:47

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Proportions are Mustang GT-esque, (which isn’t a bad thing,) but at least in pics it does look a bit busy to me... not as iconic as original 8s. I do like the rear hips...